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Medical Jokes
I have good news and bad news
Patient: I''m in a hospital! Why am I in here?
Doctor: You''ve had an accident involving a bus.
Patient: What happened?
Doctor: Well, I''ve got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?
Patient: Give me the bad news first.
Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.
Patient: That''s terrible! What''s the good news?
Doctor: There''s a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers.
Is she feeling any better?
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Nurse: No change yet.
What should I do then?
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?
Doctor: Sell!
Benefits of having Alzheimer''s disease
5. You never have to watch reruns on television.
4. You are always meeting new people.
3. You don''t have to remember the whines and complaints of your spouse.
2. You can hide your own Easter eggs.
1. Mysteries are always interesting.
The prison hospital
Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You''ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys. I only came to see if you could get me out of this place!
Doctor: I am, bit by bit.
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